Q & A

Q: why do you procrastinate?
A: because this is my workspace ... with gazillions of distractions

Q: how do you motivate yourself?
A: by writing myself death threats

when all else fails. i talk to myself.

{

i don't know what kind of diet involves eating UHU glue.
i have such a thick extra layer of skin UHU that i don't even realise when i cut myself.

}